they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
"Voice so deep you can feel it in the clit"
He’s the new godly voice in the movies.
It depends in the situation like if he sneaks up on you it’s like run bitch run, but if he’s in your ear while doing things it’s like yes anything you say !
It doesn’t hurt that he’s cute too
i will forever rebolog this
Those dimples his lips I’m not scared lol
Dude read me bedtime stories.
And by read me bedtime stores I mean sex me up right quick doe
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE